We Have A Winner!
MEGAN LUCAS
"Pretty fly for a furry guy!"
It wasn't easy to pick a winner. But, finally, I thought this takeoff on the song "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" was pretty funny. So, it's my winner. Congratulations, Megan! As for the rest of the entries, thanks everybody! I've collected the best, and combined them with my own, to make what is hopefully a fun-fest for all (except MGM)! Have fun :)
Oh, PS. There was another page of captions done by someone, but now I can't find it. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
 You know you want me. Eee! A mouse! --Christopher Street |  Will you marry me? |
 You're sure you'll still respect me? I'm sorry. We don't allow refunds or exchanges on video media. -- Christopher Street |  Hey Ages, guess who's starring in the sequel? |
 Who knows, kid? Maybe some day you could be in a real movie, like I was! --Christopher Street |  Hey, Timmy, aren't you gonna introduce us to your invisible girlfriend? |
 Another suiter for de preencess...(see Aladdin to understand this one) |  God, I hate Netscape. --Michael Mark Maquilan I wish the breast fairy would come. |
 Wait a minute...that's not my hair! |  That bastard... Damn, I lost a green contact lens... -- Paul Gibbs |
 I'll bet he's off with HER! | I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! |
 Relax, Arthur! They'll never spot the colony from the air! --Jeff McGinnis |  Behold the power of Cheese! --Edwin Ross Quantrall |
 Audition for a Sailor Moon cameo. |  Psycho Bitch from Hell. |
 How long does Krazy Glue last? |  Disco Fever! |
 Superman, save me! |  I got you a major part in the sequel! Aren't you happy? Hello? |
 "Are those real?" "Is that real?" |  My last boyfriend was THIS BIG. |
 I don't know why Timmy doesn't just slip his bony ass between the bars. |  I'll teach you to make a crappy sequel! |
 Oh no! It's true! I'M IN A LOUSY SEQUEL!! |  Oh my God...It's a foot! |
 AAARGH! THIS SEQUEL SUCKS!! |  SO THERE!! |
 Aagh! She's got NIMH 2... and it's contagious! --Christopher Street You know what I like, baby! A little hot monkey lovin'! I can't do that with you! You're a girl! --Jeff McGinnis |  I don't need this stinkin' family, I'M starring in the SEQUEL! |
